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#1169 Up↑ /34 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-28 21:08 EDT
// During Ms. Ferrara's calculus class, Mr. Cocoros walks in to consult Ms. Ferrara on using the calculator
Mr. Cocoros: How do you use the nDeriv( function?
*Ms. Ferrara explains to Mr. Cocoros*
Mr. Cocoros: ...Oh. But how do you graph it?
Ms. Ferrara: Oh...I don't know, I've never used it.
Mr. Cocoros: Hm... *walks out of the room*
*Mr. Cocoros sticks his head back in the room*
Mr. Cocoros: I teach Calculus! -
#1020 Up↑ /28 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-06 11:39 EST
// Ms. Breslin telling her class about how she gave her turtle away
Ms. Breslin: They had a balcony...and I didn't
Ms. Breslin: So I'm not part of the Turtle and Tortoise Society of New York anymore
Student: Wait. It didn't fall?
*Ms. Breslin looks puzzled*
Student: Well you know, turtle...balcony...
Student: There was only one place that could go. -
#561 Up↑ /40 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-16 18:32 EDT
// Talking about different countries and flags in Spanish class
Sr. Garcia: ¿Como es la bandera Italiano?
Scott: Es roja..., blanca..., y... verduras!
// TRANSLATION
Mr. Garcia: What is the Italian flag like?
Scott: It's red..., white..., and... vegetables!
// He was looking for "verde" -
#1305 Up↑ /72 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-16 12:07 EDT
// Talking about corruption in Nigeria
Mr. Polazzo: 306 billion dollars were siphoned off. That's a lot of money.
Mr. Polazzo: Imagine what 310 billion dollars looks like...then subtract 4 billion. That's what 306 billion looks like.
Mr. Polazzo: I suppose that isn't too clear...Imagine Mike Bloomberg...
*pause*
Mr. Polazzo: HA! You thought I was going to say Mike Bloomberg's money.
Mr. Polazzo: Now multiply that Mike Bloomberg by 306 billion. -
#1478 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-28 16:55 EDT
// There's an AP Biology textbook on a student's desk.
Dr. Esper: I see someone is taking AP Farming!
Dr. Esper: My favorite class is AP Fishing.
Student: What's that?
Dr. Esper: AP Marine Biology.
Student: ...That class doesn't exist.
Dr. Esper: Then how do you learn how to make sushi?
