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#1185 Up↑ /36 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 21:28 EDT
// The class discusses the play "Copenhagen"
Ms. Breslin: How many people got through the ENTIRE postscript?
*a handful of hands are raised*
Ms. Breslin: How many people read some of it?
*more hands are raised*
Ms. Breslin: How many people completely ignored the postscript
*Student enthusiastically raises his hand*
Student: I read the entire play by accident.
Ms. Breslin: What else do we know about him?
Student: Oh, and he won a Nobel prize.
Ms. Breslin: Oh! LOVE the Nobel peace prize!
Ms. Breslin: ...Yes, it's strange when you incinerate entire cities and lots of people and end up winning the Nobel Peace Prize
Student: *cough* OBAMA -
#1395 Up↑ /29 Down↓ [Report] 2010-07-04 07:44 EDT
// During Art, Ms. Karp allows a student to stand on her desk in the front of the room so everyone can sketch him
Ms. Karp: Now pick a good pose; you can't move for two minutes!
Student being sketched: *Confidently stands in pose and flexes his biceps*
Other Student: Hey, your fly's open!
Student: What?! *Stands awkwardly in the front of the room for two minutes thinking his fly really is open* -
#1082 Up↑ /38 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-15 23:32 EDT
Ms. Plafker: Hey Sam, shut up.
Sam: I'm sorry Ms. Plafker, I just love your class so much!
*Ms. Plafker roles her eyes*
Ms. Plafker: Oh I'm sorry, are we doing this mutual like thing? Yes, I enjoy you being in my class. But stop raising your hand so much.
