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• #286 Up↑ +182/206 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-17 00:20 EST

  // Calc textbook is lying on table at Cafe Amore's
  College student: Hey, what kind of calc are you taking?
  Stuy student: Multivariate.
  College student: *blank stare* What?
  Stuy student: Multivariate.
  College student: At BMCC?
  Stuy student: Hahaha, nooo...

  Tags: bmcc math multivariate.calculus stuy

• #284 Up↑ +11/49 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-16 23:34 EST

  Student: Nobody's perfect.
  Mr. Stoenescu: ...except me!

  Tags: stoenescu

• #283 Up↑ +80/92 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-16 22:22 EST

  // Ms. Feldman walking through the hall with a look of pain on her face
  Ms. Feldman: Oh... I think I tied my shoelaces too tight.

  Tags: feldman

• #281 Up↑ +27/89 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-16 21:33 EST

  // To Floyd
  Max: Don't get me wrong, Floyd. It's not that I don't have any black friends; it's just that my dad sold them all.

  Tags: racism slavery

• #280 Up↑ +30/40 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-16 21:00 EST

  // A nice holiday gift assignment
  Dr. Runcie: I will give you excretion over the holidays.

  Tags: biology runcie

• #278 Up↑ +19/43 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-15 20:58 EST

  Teacher: I don't understand football. It's men wearing tight clothing passing balls between their legs.

  Tags: football sports

• #277 Up↑ +19/57 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-15 16:51 EST

  Polazzo: Eventually we all will die. Except for me...
  Polazzo: I am immortal.

  Tags: polazzo

• #276 Up↑ +85/101 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-15 16:21 EST

  // Student goes to front of class to complain about test grade
  Student: Wait, you took 16 points off because I added wrong?
  Dr. Chen: Yes, if you get probrem wrong.
  Student: Don't you think that's a little ridiculous?
  Dr. Chen: No! YOU ridicurous!

  Notes: [admin note:] You actually get a lesser penalty if you integrate incorrectly. Adding is a fundamental skill, after all.

  Tags: chen grades test

• #275 Up↑ +28/42 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-14 23:54 EST

  // Junior English
  Mr. Garfinkel: I spent so long yesterday running around like crazy organizing for the trip that I didn't get to grade a single sophomore essay.
  *thinks a bit*
  Mr. Garfinkel: It was actually a net gain.

  Tags: english garfinkel

• #273 Up↑ +32/62 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-14 18:58 EST

  Mr. Polazzo: Can anyone tell me why the state can not pay for the projectors in Catholic schools?
  Student: Because they might put a Jesus on it.

  Tags: polazzo

• #271 Up↑ +18/44 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-12 21:23 EST

  // Systems. The class is discussing semaphores
  Mr. Zamansky: Does anyone know what a semaphore is in a non-computer science context?
  *class stares blankly*
  Mr. Zamansky: You know, the flag-signal thingy...
  *makes flag-signaling motions*
  Tala: Is that for blind people?

  Tags: comp.sci systems tala.huhe zamansky

• #267 Up↑ +31/55 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-11 13:37 EST

  Student A: You're so full of hate. You should be emo.
  Student B: Hell no! I hate emos too!

  Tags: emo hate stuy

• #266 Up↑ +137/163 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-11 13:35 EST

  AP CS student: I’m in Brooks’s AP computer science class. He’s an all right teacher, but I wish I had Ms. McDermott. Her class is more aesthetically pleasing.

  Notes: [admin note:] She's been gone for one and a half years now, and there are still enough people to know the joke and vote this up. I love Stuy.

  Tags: ap.cs comp.sci mcdermott

• #265 Up↑ +28/52 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-11 13:28 EST

  // Dr. Li was subbing for a 10th period class
  Dr. Li: Usually I teach period 1 to 9, and then I leave, but today I stayed for you guys.
  Student: Dr. Li, you can still leave now.

  Tags: li

• #263 Up↑ +65/75 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-09 22:45 EST

  Student: Mr. Stern, if we're learning stuff that's not what everyone else is learning, what's going to happen on the final?
  Mr. Stern: I don't really know.

  Tags: math stern

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