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#295 Up↑ /77 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-20 13:49 EST
// Chemistry teacher is getting fed up with a student who hasn't answered any questions right.
Chemistry teacher: You know that show? Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? We should play Are You Smarter Than This Kid.
Chemistry teacher: We pick the stupidest kid in the class and ask questions to contestants, and the kid will realize how stupid they are.
Student: That's horrible!
Chemistry teacher: No, it's great! The kid is suddenly rejected by society, and becomes a total loner.
Chemistry teacher: He spends his time secluded from everybody else, just reading. And that's how he makes his way in the world.
Chemistry teacher: If we don't tell them they're retarded, they'll never be able to make up for it and be successful!
Chemistry teacher: You see, that's what I do with my kids. -
#293 Up↑ /150 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-20 13:19 EST
// Often, Dr. Chen's class sounds more like a cooking class than a multivariate calculus class
Dr. Chen: Okay, so say we have frying airprane. This is airprane wing.
*Dr. Chen draws wing on board*
Dr. Chen: You see the wind is brewing through the wing. This is a sauce of divergence.
*class begins to laugh*
Dr. Chen: It is sauce! What is funny? There is sauce!
*Dr. Chen writes "source" on board*
Dr. Chen: This airprane is sauce of divergence!
