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#332 Up↑ /69 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-20 21:10 EST
// Mr. Kennedy writes the following notes on the board:
1. Iroquois
2. Makalooku
3. Sex
// Class begins to laugh, not sure what's going on
Mr. Kennedy: Jeez, you kids are so immature. I write this nonsense (pointing to 2) on the board and you all copy it down, but I wrote these three letters and you go crazy.
// Note: He left those notes on the board the remainder of the period and nobody was sure if we were actually supposed to copy them. -
#313 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-01 12:48 EST
Mr. Cocoros: Class, I just want to tell you something about tests. I've gotten a bit concerned. I don't want to see people passing notes, writing the answers on desks, sending answers through cellphones, and leaving class!
*long pause*
Mr. Cocoros: Now mind you, it was just a dream, but still... -
#309 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-26 02:18 EST
Dr. Majewski: Put away your magazine! No Playboy allowed in class.
Student: Dr. Majewski, it's not Playboy. They're girls; girls don't like Playboy. It's Seventeen magazine.
Dr. Majewski: No, no, no. I see Ray's face glowing!
Student (shocked voice): You know what the Playboy magazine looks like, Dr. Majewski?
Dr. Majewski: Yes yes. It's magazine for dirty boys, yes?
