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#365 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-03 21:35 EST
// Mr. Esper explaining that Physics C E&M has no graphs to explain the concepts
Mr. Esper: We will have to rely on the formalisms to understand the concepts. There is no graphical representation of many of the things we will be studying.
Kevin: But I like pretty pictures!
Mr. Esper: Maybe you should go downstairs and take a photography class then! -
#357 Up↑ /177 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-29 16:53 EST
Dr. Majewski: Wes, why you leave questions blank on lab?
Wes: I couldn't figure them out.
Dr. Majewski: You put me in very bad position. If I pass you, I go to jail, if I fail you, you will kill me.
Wes: That's right. If you fail me, I will murder you. Give me a sixty-five.
Dr. Majewski: Okay, sixty-five. -
#353 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-27 21:54 EST
// Talking about the economic recession in Economics class
Mrs. Feldman: And you know, I watch these news stories, and I get so upset! *Puts on seriously pained expression* My cats have been telling me to stop watching the news.
Class: *Stares in utter shock* -
#352 Up↑ /104 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-27 21:42 EST
// Learning about head lice in Human Diseases class
Mr. Citron: And does anyone here actually share combs and hairbrushes with people? Because that's not sanitary!
Student: Well, what if we share them with like, our parents?
Mr. Citron: Let me tell you something. Your parents are disease vessels. Treat them accordingly. -
#351 Up↑ /69 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-26 17:38 EST
Dr. Barrow: Qu'est-ce que tu vas faire aprés les examen finalement [What are you going to do after finals?]
Student: Je suis allé à la lune [I went to the moon]
Dr. Barrow: That's past tense! "After the finals" is the future!
Student: Well, yeah, but there's a time difference on the moon. -
#349 Up↑ /125 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-26 17:30 EST
Dr. Chen: Then at end we get simple integral!
*writes on board*
Integral from 0 to 2 of 3cos^2(theta)sin(theta)(-sin(theta))d(theta) + 12sin(theta)cos^2(theta)(3cos(theta))d(theta) + 2cos(theta)e^(cos^2(theta))(-2sin(theta))d(theta)
Dr. Chen: That's it!
