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#1902 Up↑ /116 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-09 18:22 EDT
// The Friday before Mother's Day
Mr. Park: Okay everyone. Your homework is just to wish your mothers a "Happy Mother's Day."
*speaking to a group of students sitting near him in the front*
Mr. Park: You know, when I used to teach in the ghettos of Brooklyn, I didn't bother giving the students this assignment. I told them "Happy Mother's Day" directly. -
#1894 Up↑ /22 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-07 10:03 EDT
// Mr. Badgley is taking votes on what to do during class.
Mr. Badgley: Ok, let's take a vote! Who wants... Mongols!
*a few hands go up*
Mr. Badgley: Who wants... SHANGHAI!
*many hands go up*
Mr. Badgley: *incredulously* but... that's...that's the one about... food...
*more hands go up* -
#1890 Up↑ /63 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-06 20:11 EDT
// Going over problems distributed at the beginning of the period.
*Akmedov calls on student who is lost*
Akhmedov: What's the answer to g?
Student: What question are we on?
Akmedov: G... as in The Game.
Student 2: *whispering* Did Mr. Akmedov just make us all lose the game?
Student 3: *whispering* Yes he did. -
#1886 Up↑ /61 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-06 12:06 EDT
// Dr. Chen is taking attendance
Dr. Chen: WHERE HE GO?
Student 1: She went to her locker.
Dr. Chen: HE SAID HE WENT TO LOCKER?
Student 1: Yeah, she told you that she was going to her locker and you turned around and...
Dr. Chen: I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT HE GO TO BATHROOM OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK IMMEDIATELY.
Student 2: It's a she.
Dr. Chen: ...WHAT IS DIFFERENCE?! -
#1883 Up↑ /41 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-05 12:25 EDT
// A student complains that Dr. Chen is only calling on the smart students
Student: No, that's not fair, ask someone else!
Dr. Chen: Yes, I call on other student now!
*calls up a student who clearly knows what to do*
Student: Don't ask him! Don't ask the people from that corner! Ask someone...normal.
Dr. Chen: THEY ARE ABNORMAL?!
