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#1945 Up↑ /79 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-03 20:26 EDT
Mr. Park: As you advance into more difficult math, you will learn to love and cherish your calculator like your own child.
*Student drops calculator*
*Mr. Park gasps*
Mr. Park: I hate to see you kids being such bad parents. Everytime I see someone drop a TI-84, a little piece of me dies inside. -
#1940 Up↑ /151 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-02 18:25 EDT
Mr. Akhmedov: Hey you, did you see that tissue fly in a straight line and then turn and fall in the garbage?
Student: Oh yeah that was so cool!
Mr. Akhmedov: Do you know what that's called in physics?
Student: Centripetal force? Projectile motion?
Mr. Akhmedov: NO! It's called SKILLZ -
#1934 Up↑ /127 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-28 18:43 EDT
// Ms. Manwell is explaining how scientists can name their bacteria colonies.
Ms. Manwell: The naming has gotten pretty out of hand recently.
Ms. Manwell: There was a story about how a scientist named a bacteria "Sonic the Hedgehog."
Ms. Manwell: Imagine a doctor telling a mother that her child was killed by Sonic the Hedgehog. -
#1918 Up↑ /67 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-16 12:25 EDT
Student: Why are there so many variables?
Dr. Chen: Why we need variable?!...WHY WE NEED MATHEMATICS?!
Student: What's the answer?
Dr. Chen: *looks at board* No answer! Is theory!
Student: No, I mean why we need mathematics?
Dr. Chen: AFTER ALL THIS YEAR HIGH SCHOOL YOU STILL HAVE THIS KIND OF QUESTION?
Student: Why are we here on Earth?
Dr. Chen: ...THIS IS A VERY GOOD QUESTION. -
#1916 Up↑ /51 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-13 22:30 EDT
Ms. Hall: In order to really sing well, you have to think about all of the parts of your body. Understand your bodies and what they need, be rooted in your anatomy.
*Some students laugh*
Ms. Hall: Believe it or not, I am not talking about sex. I know that is all you kids think about. Please bear with me and attempt to forget your primal instincts for a few moments. -
#1914 Up↑ /51 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-13 22:26 EDT
McClellan: You kids boast so much about grades. When I was in high school, I was one of only nine nerds. I had to keep my grades on the low-down or I'd get beaten up.... I guess you guys at Stuyvesant will be fine boasting, though, seeing as you are all nerds.
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#1913 Up↑ /46 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-12 18:56 EDT
Ms. Hall: You people are too involved with this bad technology. Instead of reading a book you go on your computers and twit and twat about what you had for breakfast or when you last went to the bathroom!
Ms. Hall: The worst part is that people actually read this stuff! -
#1903 Up↑ /83 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-09 18:27 EDT
// Lesson on Cuba and its relationship with the US
Ms. Suri: Before the US issued a ban on all trade with Cuba, President Kennedy flew in a lifetime's supply of Cuban cigars.
Student: A lifetime?
Ms. Suri: Well not a lifetime. Just a few year's worth. Oh then I guess in Kennedy's case, it WAS a lifetime's supply.
