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#1865 Up↑ /64 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-29 12:22 EDT
// After Dr. Chen complained about someone in the class "making noise" (i.e. whistling), there is whistling from outside.
Student 1: Oh hey, someone outside is whistling.
Dr. Chen: WHAT?
Student 2: The whistling is coming from outside!
*Dr. Chen stares at student in doubt, thinking he was blaming the earlier whistling on people from outside*
Dr. Chen: I CAN DIFFERENTIATE! -
#1864 Up↑ /32 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-29 12:17 EDT
Dr. Chen: Put newspaper away! You will fail!
Student: Aww, really?
Dr. Chen: Yes! If you take out newspaper, you will fail, am definitely sure!
Dr. Chen: I will give final!
Student: Just for me?
Dr. Chen: Yeah, just you.
Student: Will you give me a review?
Dr. Chen: Yes! I will give final, then will see!
Student: I'll get a 95!
Dr. Chen: *laughs* OK. -
#1863 Up↑ /151 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-28 23:45 EDT
// Announcements in Great Books
Student: Ubuntu 11.04 is being released, Natty Narwhal. It's going to be awesome. It's the first release to use Unity as the default interface instead of GNOME.
Grossman: ...That had the lowest ratio of words I understand to words I don't understand in anything I've ever heard. In any language. -
#1852 Up↑ /41 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-13 12:32 EDT
// Dr. Chen helps class review for a test
Student: Can you write the formula on the board too? For the test?
Dr. Chen: FORMULA?!
Student: Yeah, this one.
Dr. Chen: SHOULD I WRITE ANSWER ON BOARD TOO?!
// After the warning bell rings
Student: Can you just write the answer on the board and do the next problem?
Dr. Chen: Okay! But not sure if answer is right. Didn't check.
// On a physics problem
Student: This isn't fair, I haven't done physics in like 3 years!
Dr. Chen: WHAT? HAVEN'T DONE PHYSICS IN 3 YEARS?
Student: Yes!
Dr. Chen: YES! I HAVE TO TEST YOU ON THIS THINGS FROM 3 YEARS AGO!
Student: Can you give us the answer?
Dr. Chen: I DIDN'T FIND ANSWER.
