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#548 Up↑ /70 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-12 23:09 EDT
// Student walks in late to Mr. Garfinkel's class, staring sadly at the floor, and puts a late pass on Garfinkel's desk.
// Mr. Garfinkel's crumples up the note as she turns around and starts eating it.
Another student: Mr. Garfinkel, you can't do that; that's what Mr Mott does!
*Mr. Garfinkel takes the paper out of his mouth*
Mr. Garfinkel: Oh that's his bit? I won't do it then.
// He fires the paper over the late student's head and into the trash can. -
#534 Up↑ /36 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-07 15:17 EDT
Mr. Donin: The post-WWII period was a bittersweet one because of the fear of communism.
Mr. Donin: They accused everybody of being a communist! They even accused Eleanor Roosevelt of being a communist!
Mr. Donin: She was a communist, but they left her alone because she was a widow. -
#532 Up↑ /51 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-06 20:14 EDT
// Slide has pictures of examples of different types of relationships between organisms
Mr. Econome: So legume and rhizobia would be what?
Students: Endosymbiosis.
Mr. Econome: And marriage is what?
Students: Predation?
Mr. Econome. Exactly. Some may argue parasitism. -
#531 Up↑ /31 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-06 18:31 EDT
History Teacher: Well, if Teitel shaved, there would be a void where his beard was... actually, it would basically be a set of anti-matter nodes and the entire universe would be sucked right where his beard used to be...
Student: Ewww.. that's exactly where I don't want to be!
History Teacher: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. -
#529 Up↑ /25 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-06 09:03 EDT
// After reading Chapter 1 of Candide the previous day
Ms. Choi: What happens to Candide?
Kid: He gets kicked out of the castle...
Ms. Choi: What ELSE happens to Candide?
Other kid: He is born...
Ms. Choi: Yes! He has a lot in common with the characters in Crime and Punishment, as they TOO were born! -
#522 Up↑ /91 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-03 17:21 EDT
// At summer school
Mr. Lostal (indicating student): Ladies and gentlemen, this is your king. The King of Failures!
// Later that day
Mr. Lostal (seeing same student talking to Mr. Teitel): Mr. Teitel! I had no idea you were... in league with the King of Failures! -
#520 Up↑ /74 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-30 23:42 EDT
// Talking about low temperatures at high altitudes in bio
Mr. Econome: One time I hiked up a mountain in shorts and a T-shirt just to impress a girl. Boy did I learn that one the hard way.
Student: So did you get the girl?
*Mr. Econome sighs*
Mr. Econome: No, I didn't. She went for a guy with excessive facial hair. Which is why I don't like David Rice.
// David Rice is a student in the class who has almost a full beard
