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#669 Up↑ /77 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-16 22:10 EDT
// Chorus is singing a song called "Oh Captain, My Captain" when Ms. Hall comes in
Ms. Hall: You're all singing this like it's a drinking song!
*chorus laughs as she imitates the chorus singing*
Ms. Hall: It's not. It's a song about the death of Abraham Lincoln!
Chorus: Oh.
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#668 Up↑ /81 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-16 21:50 EDT
// First day back from summer
Mr. Garfinkel, to student he's never had: Hey, I LOVE your dress!
Student: Uh, thanks?
Mr. Garfinkel: How's your boyfriend?
Mr. Garfinkel: Is it appropriate for me to ask you that?
Student: Well, you were never my teacher...but you were his teacher.
Mr. Garfinkel: I'm not anymore. Besides, who doesn't love him?
Mr. Garfinkel: So how is he? I mean, you're still together, right, so this isn't totally awkward?
