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#766 Up↑ /68 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-22 00:04 EDT
Mr. Polazzo: You really need to take the bill under your wing and fly with it.
Mr. Polazzo: Actually, that wouldn't work because then you'd drop it. I guess you need multiple wings.
Student: Doesn't everything that flies have multiple wings?
Mr. Polazzo: Touché. -
#762 Up↑ /156 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-21 19:01 EDT
// Talking about minimum wage
Mr. Nieves: Back in the 80s, I worked for $3.30 an hour... it seems like a little to you guys, but to me it was plenty... I could go to the movies, buy stuff, I had a girlfriend... what's minimum wage nowadays?
Student: $7.25 an hour.
Mr. Nieves: See, with that kinda cash I could go to even more movies... maybe even have two girlfriends... -
#758 Up↑ /56 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-21 18:40 EDT
// Mr. Majewski is telling a joke
Mr. Majewski: So there is mental hospital, guys.
Mr. Majewski: And in this mental hospital, everybody tell joke.
Mr. Majewski: But it is mental hospital, so they forget they tell joke, and they tell same joke over and over.
Mr. Majewski: So one day, they decide they will give a number to each joke, and instead of tell joke, they tell number!
Mr. Majewski: So one of them says "EIGHTY-FIVE! EIGHTY-FIVE, GUYS!" and everybody laugh.
Mr. Majewski: And one says "TWENTY-EIGHT! TWENTY-EIGHT!" and everybody laugh.
Mr. Majewski: And one says "FIFTY-FOUR!" and nobody laugh. Do you know why?
Class: Why?
Mr. Majewski: Because it was a joke about a mental hospital! -
#754 Up↑ /38 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-19 20:53 EDT
Mr. Murray: I will prove to you guys that time travel exists. Who doesn't believe in time travel?
*Rosanna raises her hand*
Mr. Murray: Ok, how old are you?
Rosanna: Seventeen.
Mr. Murray: And how old were you a year ago?
Rosanna: Sixteen.
Mr. Murray: And how old will you be a year from now?
Rosanna: Eighteen.
Mr. Murray: There! Point proven!
