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#788 Up↑ /64 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-28 22:51 EDT
Mr. Majewski: I taught here for 11 years and I've found every time students come back from bathroom, they are more knowledgeable.
Class: Then why don't we all take our tests in the bathroom?
Mr. Majewski: Because then there'd be no variety! Everyone would get 100 and I like variety! -
#779 Up↑ /107 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-26 22:28 EDT
Mr. Avallone: Ok, I'm putting a bunch of pink arrows next to the N so you remember that the newtons here represent the mass.
Mr. Avallone: I'm also drawing a magical flying narwhal wearing a jetpack that's pointing to the N.
Mr. Avallone: There, that should make you remember. -
#769 Up↑ /103 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-22 18:33 EDT
Mr. Polazzo: Did you guys know that most of the helium for the world comes from a single cave in the midwest?
Mr. Polazzo: That must have been the most embarrassing discovery.
Mr. Polazzo (in a deep, manly voice): Hey look...
Mr. Polazzo (in a high, squeeky voice): ...there's a ton of helium! -
#768 Up↑ /30 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-22 00:15 EDT
// Mr. Polazzo is talking about how if we didn't have any work or responsibilities, life would get really boring
Mr. Polazzo: That Sunday night pressure is a symptom of the life that you're making for yourself. What would you do if you didn't have that Sunday night pressure?
Student: Sunday night football! -
#767 Up↑ /54 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-22 00:12 EDT
// Mr. Polazzo is explaining the difference between sadism and schadenfreude.
Mr. Polazzo: Schadenfreude is more passive than sadism.
Mr. Polazzo: Schadenfreude is like, I just see the misfortune you are experiencing, and I sit back and drink my schnapps and say...
Mr. Polazzo (in evil voice): "Ha Ha Ha, you are experiencing pain and I am not."
