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#746 Up↑ +56/60 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-13 21:15 EDT

// European Literature
// The class has answered the question "If you had to cross a perilous road, what could make you do it?"
Ms. Brown: We've got quite a number of answers here--family, money...
Ms. Brown: 85% of the third period class said sex. Some more disturbingly graphic than others.
Ms. Brown: I just think you guys aren't awake yet.

Tags: brown european.literature
#745 Up↑ +21/43 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-13 21:13 EDT

//European Literature, discussing Odysseus from "The Odyssey"
Student: I think that the idiot--
Student: I mean Odysseus...

Tags: european.literature
#744 Up↑ +48/56 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-13 19:15 EDT

// Physics Class. Student 1 asks what something is.
Student 2: Oh, they were just some old videotapes.
Student 1: Whoa, video tapes? What's a video tape?
Mr. Dreyfus: Are you joking, or am I really that old?

Tags: dreyfus physics video
#743 Up↑ +7/33 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-13 06:43 EDT

Newish-looking sub: Again, my name is Mr. Gibbs. I always respond to "Hey you with the tie."

Tags: gibbs sub
#742 Up↑ +13/25 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-13 01:31 EDT

// Before every test
Mr. Dreyfus: There will be some VERY HIGH GRADES on this test.
Mr. Dreyfus: I repeat: there will be SOME very high grades on this test.

Tags: dreyfus physics test
#740 Up↑ +119/127 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-12 20:50 EDT

Student: Mr. Majewski, you should be a comedian!
Mr. Majewski: Comedian? Why?
Student: Because you're so funny.
Mr. Majewski: But when I tell joke, people cry.

Tags: majewski physics
#739 Up↑ −9/33 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-11 17:49 EDT

Mr. Boericke: A guy like Bush who would run towards Armageddon saying praise Jesus as I go would create fear in the rest of the world that he would actually do it.

Tags: boericke bush
#736 Up↑ +14/50 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-09 17:16 EDT

// Mr. Fisher successfully opens the lock on the basketball container.
Mr. Fisher: I'm so good at locks. I got an A+ in Locks in college.
Student: Was it AP Locks?
Mr. Fisher: Yeah, AP Locks. I didn't do so well in AP Bagels, though.

Tags: ap fisher
#733 Up↑ +66/74 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-08 20:02 EDT

// Talking about TV shows
Student: Do you watch House, Mr. Dibbs?
Mr. Dibbs: I don't do any of those doctor shows. You know why? Cause they never show you what happens when they send the medical bill!

Tags: ap.chem dibbs house
#732 Up↑ +79/87 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-08 19:09 EDT

// Student is not sure whether to write "Mr. Majewski" or "Dr. Majewski".
Student: Mr. Majewski, are you a doctor?
Mr. Majewski: What's wrong? Are you sick?

Tags: lab majewski physics
#731 Up↑ +10/38 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-07 23:12 EDT

// Great Books; Evan has Systems Programming next
Evan: So, the user, I mean reader, feels that…

Tags: evan.smith great.books systems
#729 Up↑ +22/36 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-06 22:35 EDT

Student: What does that say?
*points to a question on the board*
Dr. Fitzgerald: Oh, that?
*points to a different location*
Dr. Fitzgerald: That says "Math is Number 1"
Dr. Fitzgerald: Can you guess who's crazy enough to put that up there?
Class: MR. GELLER!

Tags: apstat fitzgerald geller math
#728 Up↑ +72/78 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-06 22:15 EDT

// Mr. Orlando in the hallway with Magic cards
Student: Hey! I saw you last time in the staircase with a deck, but you denied it!
Mr. Orlando: *cards in hand* No, that has definitely never happened!
Mr. Orlando: And I definitely don't have more than one!
Mr. Orlando: *proceeds to pull out three decks*

Tags: magic orlando
#727 Up↑ +189/203 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-06 19:57 EDT

Student: Mr. Citron, there's a cockroach on your Delaney book!
Mr. Citron: Oh look, there is. I'll use it to choose which students I call on.
// Mr. Citron proceeds to ask students questions based on which Delaney card the roach is on

Tags: citron cockroach delaney
#726 Up↑ −1/49 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-06 19:55 EDT

// BC Calculus
// Student keeps asking about imaginary numbers
Mr. Cocoros: We won't be talking about imaginary numbers until June 11. Until then, I don't want to hear about i.

Tags: calc.bc cocoros

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