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#875 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-04 01:59 EST
// Ms. Breslin asks a student to read something out loud, while she "translates"
Student: the senselessness of their behavior engenders in them a "profound" pessimism...
Ms. Breslin: They are EMO
Student: ...which they sell at good prices.
Ms. Breslin: They are EMO and sell EMO music and T SHIRTS
Student: ...yet such pessimism would be more fitting in one who observes these masters and their sales
Ms. Breslin: We should be EMO about THEM being EMO! -
#872 Up↑ /222 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-03 18:47 EST
Polazzo: How many colleges are you kids applying to? Colleges are like Pokemon: you gotta catch 'em all!
*in a squeaky voice*: Princeton, I choose you! *muttering* Princeton, Princeton, Princeton.
Polazzo: I wonder what Princeton evolves into... oh yeah, Harvard.
Student (muttering): No, Princeton and Harvard are clearly the highest evolution. Barnard clearly evolves into Columbia, Rutgers into Princeton, and BMCC into... uh... Stuyvesant.
