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#851 Up↑ /68 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-23 21:36 EST
// Class is going over a test
Student: That answer choice makes sense when you read it out loud, but not on paper.
Mr. Polazzo: That's why you need a little voice in your head to read it to you, like I have.
// Making speaking motions with his hand and using a deep whisper
Mr. Polazzo: Kill the president. Kill the president!
// Looking up towards imaginary cameras and back in his normal voice.
Mr. Polazzo: I didn't mean it, CIA, I promise I didn't mean it. -
#849 Up↑ /58 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-20 00:06 EST
// Another thermometer malfunctions
Mr. Dibbs: So when you go into lab today, be careful with these Chinese thermometers. Remember to collect consistent data with...inconsistent materials.
*student laughs*
Mr. Dibbs: What are you laughing about? In your country, they don't even MAKE thermometers!
*Mr. Dibbs draws a thermometer on the board labeled HOT and VERY HOT*
Mr. Dibbs: Because that's what thermometers in your country look like!
