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#893 Up↑ /55 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-14 20:45 EST
// Dr. Pilloff is trying to explain the circulatory system
Dr. Pilloff: So when you get cut, it's always your veins that get cut. If you cut an artery, then you die.
Student: But isn't the blood in your veins blue? Why is your blood red when you bleed?
Dr. Pilloff: It reacts with the oxygen in the air.
Class: Ohhhh.
Dr. Pilloff: But what you could do is go into a room with no oxygen, hold your breath and cut yourself. Then your blood would come out blue. -
#888 Up↑ /40 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-11 09:52 EST
// We are voting on a pressure question //
*People believe the pressure in a narrow tube is higher than in a wide tube*
Student: This motion clearly passes
Avallone: Yes, this motion clearly passes. This Congress votes to veto the Law of Conservation of Energy.
*Students stare*
Avallone: I was going to veto this anyway mind you.
