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#926 Up↑ /61 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-30 17:12 EST
Student: Mr. Orlando, did you know you really look like this kid, Isaac?
Mr. Orlando: I don't know who that is...
Student: Well I told Isaac that and he said "I'll be on the lookout for a handsome and tall teacher"
Mr. Orlando: Awww. Thank you.
Student: No, I didn't...
Student: *sigh* You're welcome. -
#925 Up↑ /163 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-28 18:50 EST
Student: ...and this is silicone.
Ms. Pluchino: No, no, you mean silicon. Silicon is the element that's in microchips, and has a city named after it. Silicone, is well, these...*points to breast*.
Ms. Pluchino: So I'd recommend not getting those two mixed up... -
#917 Up↑ /125 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-24 13:12 EST
// Planning a party in A.P. Government
Mr. Polazzo: Everything is better deep fried! In fact, we should only bring fried foods for the party.
Mr. Polazzo: We could have a frier by the door, and fry any unfried foods people bring.
Mr. Polazzo: And if you don't bring any food, we will fry you. And you will taste good. -
#916 Up↑ /50 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-24 13:09 EST
// The day before Christmas break
Mr. Polazzo: We're not supposed to have a party tomorrow, so we'll be having a recreation of a congressional party.
Mr. Polazzo: To make it more interesting, we'll be recreating a particular year. And the year I have chosen is...2008!
Mr. Polazzo: Please make sure not to wear clothes or bring food that is anachronistic. -
#913 Up↑ /90 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-22 20:47 EST
// Class discussion about whether or not Lincoln is a "great president"
Student: Lincoln can't be a "great president" because even though he did some great things, there was a bunch of stuff that went wrong and was terrible.
Mr. Donin: ...*stares intently at student*
Mr. Donin: Do you have family in the South??
