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#1120 Up↑ /43 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-09 23:16 EDT
// Dr. Pilloff tries to prove to the class that 2^n = e^x
Student: Can you prove it?
Dr. Pilloff: Yeah, I wouldn't give you something to prove that I can't.
*a few minutes later, after a few failures in proving it*
Dr. Pilloff: ...Well. The process isn't that important!
Dr. Pilloff: I used to be very strong in math. -
#1119 Up↑ /29 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-09 23:14 EDT
// Dr. Pilloff tells the class about plants.
Dr. Pilloff: Almost like the incredible hulk, the cotyledon bursts out of the brown sheath!
Dr. Pilloff: When you ingest a sunflower seed, you're definitely ingesting live cells.
Student: Murder.
Dr. Pilloff: Yeah, but who cares? They're plants!
// Dr. Pilloff makes an analogy about the xylem and phloem of plants
Dr. Pilloff: Like you guys have up escalators and down escalators.
Dr. Pilloff: ...I guess teachers have up elevators and...well...elevators go up and down... -
#1117 Up↑ /50 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-09 23:07 EDT
Dr. Pilloff: Does anyone know why I never order tuna sushi?
Student: In the process of getting tuna, dolphins are sometimes killed.
Dr. Pilloff: Uh. No, that's not it. I mean, that might happen, but sometimes a few dolphins need to die for you to get your meal. I think it's acceptable.
