// Two students are talking to each other
Ms. Arora: I'm pretty sure there's chemistry between you two, but I'm not so sure whether or not you're doing chemistry.
Student: You know the Free Hugs people?
Ms. Schimmel: It should be illegal.
Student: You shouldn't be allowed to charge for a hug.
Ms. Schimmel: Now that's called prostitution.
// Ms. Hall is trying to get a baritone to hit a high G.
Ms. Hall: Pull up from the groin, suck in your gut, reach down in your cajones and give me a G!
// Discussing a video on heart attacks in which the victim is English
Mr. Citron: The English, of course, have a terrible diet. Come on, fish and chips?! Full of fat and LDL.
Mr. Citron: No wonder they're no longer a world power.
// Discussing a chart of accident statistics in which men have nearly double the accidents as women
Mr. Citron: As you can see, men clearly like to die. Females seem to think that's stupid.
// After drawing a diagram of a nose with arrows pointing into the nostrils
Student: Is he snorting coke?
Mr. Citron: Yes, he's snorting coke. I can see my drug talk didn't get through to you.
Mr. Citron: I'm a macho sort of guy, you know, the one everyone's afraid of, but when it comes to dogs, something happens...
Mr. Citron: If I'm late to school, it's because I found a really cute dog I had to pet.
Mr. Orlando: Guys, learn how to cook. Girls, find a guy that knows how to cook.
Student: Yeah, I heard girls really dig chefs.
Mr. Orlando: THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT TRUE, because I am a master in the kitchen...
// Dr. Chen explains Calculus to his Precalculus class
Dr. Chen: CALCULUS IS THIS!
Dr. Chen: ZERO TIMES INFINITY. ZERO DIVIDED BY ZERO. INFINITY OVER INFINITY.
Dr. Chen: YOU GET NOW?!
