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#2021 Up↑ +7/23 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-06 17:39 EDT

// Dr. Feigenbaum is writing the word "baby" on the board
Dr. Feigenbaum: Wait, does it have one or two b's?
Class: One b...
Dr. Feigenbaum: This is the first time I'm writing this word in thirty years.

Notes: "Baby" with one b: bay or aby...

Tags: ap.stat feigenbaum stat
#2020 Up↑ −5/25 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-05 18:31 EDT

// Class is discussing farming.
Mr. Badgley: You guys go to a science and math school, not a farming school!
Student: Like Bronx Science.
Mr. Badgley: Bronx Science is a farming school?
Student: ...That was a joke.

Tags: badgley bronx.science farming history
#2019 Up↑ +14/30 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-04 21:02 EDT

Ms. Hall: You guys might not believe me, but everyone in this room has a uterus.

Tags: chorus hall
#2018 Up↑ +16/22 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-04 19:28 EDT

// Mr. Stern just finished speaking

Mr. Stern: Now, let's continue with the topic at hand.
*Student raises hand*
Mr. Stern: Yes?
Student: This question might sound irrelevant
Mr. Stern: Ok, what is it?
Student: What kind of sports do you watch?

Tags: math stern
#2017 Up↑ +5/13 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-03 20:56 EDT

// Ms. Weissman has a NY Times on one hand and a scanned article from it on the other
Ms. Weissman: For my previous class, I give them the choice of either paper or paper; most of them chose paper.

Tags: government history weissman
#2015 Up↑ +27/43 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-02 22:56 EDT

// Student holds a nine inch knife
Student: Even though I'm not supposed to, for my minutes gift I brought in a dagger.
//Teacher's eyes widen.
Student: So I'll just pass it around-
Teacher: NO!

// A moment later
Teacher: What was the knife used for?
Student: Stabbing...?

Tags: knife minutes
#2014 Up↑ +35/39 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-29 11:08 EDT

// Two students are sharing a calculator during a test.
Dr. Majewski: No, no! No sharing! We are not Communist country!
Dr. Majewski: We don't share wives, and we don't share calculators!

Tags: majewski
#2013 Up↑ +24/34 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-28 22:52 EDT

Ms. Dunkel: I get misquoted all the time! It's really not fair, you people take what I say out of context!
Ms. Dunkel: Yes, I know what Stuybash is.

Notes: [Mod note]: If he did, he'd have said, "Stuybash.org"...

Tags: dunkel history stuybash
#2012 Up↑ +28/32 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-26 21:55 EDT

// Talking about test scores
Mr. Rubinstein: Most teachers think that if most of their students score in the 90s, the test was too easy.
Mr. Rubinstein: When that happens, I like to think of myself as a great teacher.

Tags: precalculus rubinstein
#2011 Up↑ +52/56 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-26 18:19 EDT

// Pathak is writing notes on a tablet connected to his laptop, which is connected to the projector.

Student: Dr. Pathak, Can you just type the notes? I can't really read your handwriting.
Pathak: Uh, I could, but this is too cool not to do, so uh, yeah.

Tags: biology pathak
#2010 Up↑ +49/51 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-25 20:23 EDT

Dr. Pathak: For $35 you'll get a textbook, goggles, and (*holds up plastic apron*) this... high quality apron...

Tags: pathak
#2009 Up↑ +10/18 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-25 20:22 EDT

// Mr Valentin talking about our first homework assignment, which is simply filling out a form about our information online

Mr Valentin: It's so easy that a primate can do it. Do you know what a primate is? Like apes, orangutans...
Student: Like Bronx Science.

Tags: global valentin
#2008 Up↑ +56/64 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-25 19:19 EDT

Mr. Polazzo: Let me write something on the board.
// He writes the word "something" on the board
Mr. Polazzo: I can't believe in all my years of teaching, I've never thought of that.

Tags: ap.gov polazzo
#2007 Up↑ −7/13 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-25 19:00 EDT

// Mr. Brown seating students on the first day of school
Mr. Brown: [finished reading off his register and turns to face 2-3 people without seats]
Mr. Brown: Well, who are YOU people??

Tags: brown geometry
#2005 Up↑ +49/55 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-25 16:12 EDT

// On Socrates' notorious power to scare away enemies just with his style of walking
Mr. Polazzo: Socrates had SWAGGA.

Tags: polazzo western.political.thought

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