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#1990 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-12 19:19 EDT
Mr. Citron: Okay, Jonathan, you sit here.
Jonathan (another one): You do know there are two Jonathan Kwoks in this class, right?
Another student: You could always look at their homerooms.
Mr. Citron: What? Sorry, I was trying to make them look alike in my head. *takes off glasses* Look, now you're twins! -
#1981 Up↑ /68 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-14 22:28 EDT
// Mr. Sandler is showing a slide show of him and his wife in Vietnam; on a picture of his wife looking angry
Mr. Sandler: My wife didn't like the heat. She was pissed at me but I really liked it.
// Flips to next picture.
Mr. Sandler: Here's me being happy! -
#1980 Up↑ /78 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-14 21:38 EDT
// Dr. Li wants to take a class picture, because he received flowers from the students. Mr. Orlando is taking the picture in the hallway.
Dr. Li: You move here, you move here...
Dr. Li: Male students! Kneel in front! Second line is female students, and third line is...whatever.
*Dr. Li spends five minutes rearranging the students*
Dr. Li: Okay, ready for picture.
Mr. Orlando: 1...2...
Dr. Li: Take three pictures! The more the better!
Mr. Orlando: Okay, 1...2...
Dr. Li: Take at different angles!
*Warning bell rings*
Dr. Li: Ahh, no!
