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#1519 Up↑ /73 Down↓ [Report] 2010-11-18 17:21 EST
Mr. Sandler: Everyone going on the college trip tomorrow, I've posted your homework due Monday already, so do it tonight. I don't want you all not doing your homework because you were busy getting drunk on the college trip. That's not a good excuse to not do your work.
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Mr. Sandler: Oh yeah, and don't get drunk on the college trip. -
#1502 Up↑ /126 Down↓ [Report] 2010-11-07 12:43 EST
Mr. Lostal: I want you to go online and look up on that you tube thing "High Fructose Corn Syrup"
*Hits desk angrily with ruler*
Mr. Lostal: That way you can use the internet to find the dangers of bad things like high fructose corn syrup. Don't use the internet for that prostitute Lady Gaga. -
#1499 Up↑ /69 Down↓ [Report] 2010-11-05 19:59 EDT
Ms. Silverio: My oldest daughter once wanted a pet. So I had another child.
Ms. Silverio: Then SHE wanted a pet. So I had another child.
Ms. Silverio: When that third child wanted a pet, I was tired of giving birth already so I told him to go to my oldest daughter and ask her for a pet.
Ms. Silverio: Ah... I love my children.
Ms. Silverio: [mutters] Sometimes. -
#1492 Up↑ /384 Down↓ [Report] 2010-11-01 22:39 EDT
Mr. Mott: Y'all are so boring!!! You guys need to wake up or something. Y'all need...*goes up to T.A. and whispers something*
T.A.: Ok guys, nobody told me to say this, but it has come to my attention that you all need to do some weed.
Mr. Mott: He said it. Not me.
