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#1674 Up↑ /59 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-04 11:53 EST
// Dr. Chen is teaching in a different room from that of last semester. There is a separate table pushed against the teacher's desk.
Dr. Chen: *stares at the extra table* Why is this here? What you need this table for? Now is too big!
Dr. Chen: *circles the table* This is a computer table!
Dr. Chen: They steal this table! *inspects table* Yes, I am definitely sure they steal this table! -
#1673 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-03 23:56 EST
// Ms. Hall is auditioning one of her freshman classes for chorus
*Kid is being distracting*
Ms Hall: What are you? Chopped liver?
// A few minutes later
*Kid distracts the person auditioning*
Ms. Hall: So you're chopped liver AND a wise guy?
// Ms. Hall auditions the kid who is being annoying
Ms. Hall: I hate to say it ... but I might consider taking you.
