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#1705 Up↑ /139 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-11 15:25 EST
// Boy goes to the bathroom.
Mrs. Shamazov: Where's the little girl who sits there?
*Class giggles*
Mrs. Shamazov: What? Where is she?
Student: She's in the bathroom
*Boy comes back and sits in his seat*
Mrs. Shamazov: Who are you? What's your name?
Boy: Kevin.
Mrs. Shamazov: What happened to the little girl?
Student: He is the little girl. -
#1703 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-10 22:54 EST
// Dr. Nedwidek is collecting the first homework assignment.
Nedwidek: Why don't you have the homework?
Student: I don't really have a good excuse.
Nedwidek: That's not a good excuse.
// Later
Nedwidek: Second term seniors, raise your hands.
*same student raises her hand*
Nedwidek: Oh, that explains that. -
#1693 Up↑ /28 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-08 19:25 EST
// going over the mnemonic LIATE for integration by parts
Ms. Avigdor: But how are you supposed to remember that? Late with an I? So one of my female students said it was "Lily Is A Terrific Engineer." Then a male student said, "No, I've got it: Lily Is A Tremendous Elephant."
