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#122 Up↑ /85 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-10 19:57 EDT
Mr. Colon: My father always told me never run away from a fight. If the guy's bigger than you, you hit him. If he gets back up, hit him again. If he gets back up again, hit him with a garbage can. If he still gets back up, run like hell, cause this dude's gonna kill you!
// later
Mr. Colon: Okay. Emergency procedures. If the fire bell rings, we run like hell.
// later
Mr. Colon: Don't curse at people. I used to say, "go suck on a banana." Then they can't get you in trouble. -
#111 Up↑ /100 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-05 22:28 EDT
Ms. Thoms: "It's" is a contraction, "its" isn't a contraction.
Ms. Thoms: It's like you have "it is" and you kill the "i" in "is".
Ms. Thoms: *takes chalk, violently colors out the i* DIE, DIE, DIE!
Ms. Thoms: See and now you turn the little dot over the "i" into an apostrophe and you have "it's". -
#108 Up↑ /143 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-02 20:59 EDT
// Student doing Minutes
Mr. Mott: Why is it the same thing every day? There's nothing creative. Your Minutes is so mundane.
*Student pauses, then goes on with Minutes, then pauses again to look at Mr. Mott*
Mr. Mott: Do you know what mundane means?
*Student shakes head 'no'*
Mr. Mott: Your last relationship. -
#103 Up↑ /105 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-29 18:46 EDT
// Third period morning announcements
Announcer: I pledge allegiance, to the Fla—
*long pause, followed by shuffling noises over the PA*
Student: Did he forget the Pledge of Allegiance?
Announcer: ...of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Dr. Esper: Only at Stuy... -
#96 Up↑ /55 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-27 17:56 EDT
Lonardo: *points to Asian girl at table 4*
Heema: I'm not going to tell you her name, Mr. Lonardo. You'll have to guess.
Lonardo: I can't remember...Ms. Lam!
Heema: You remember her last name, but not her first one?
Lonardo: Which sounds better: Ms. Lam, or "Girl #2 at the table"?
Heema: I'll give you a hint: It's really common...
Random boy: It's Vanessa!
Lonardo: What's it start with?
Heema: V!
Lonardo: Victoria!
Heema: He JUST said it!
Lonardo: Oh..I thought he was sneezing.
