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#94 Up↑ +78/98 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-27 00:25 EDT

Mr. Ku: Find the holes in the graph; where are the hos?
B: In the street!

Tags: hos ku math
#92 Up↑ +220/242 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-27 00:18 EDT

Dr. Pathak: Right. That WOULD be the answer... if the question were different. Anyone else?

Tags: biology pathak
#90 Up↑ +60/84 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-26 23:44 EDT

// Some Dr. Esper-isms
AP Chemistry = AP Cooking
AP Bio = AP Farming
AP Comp Sci = AP Typing
AP English = AP Reading
AP History = AP Geography
AP Calculus = AP Counting

Tags: ap esper
#89 Up↑ +113/133 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-26 23:06 EDT

Mr. Teitel: Well, the first time I went to Europe...
Student: Wait, was that during the Renaissance or the French Revolution?

Tags: age physics teitel
#88 Up↑ +52/70 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-26 23:05 EDT

// Discussing triangle congruence theorems
Student: Mr. Stern, what about ASS?
Mr. Stern: Well, why don't you take a look in the mirror?

Notes: ASS is angle side side, an invalid triangle congruence theorem

Tags: geometry math stern
#87 Up↑ +25/33 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-26 20:19 EDT

Mr. Dreyfus: We're going on a field trip to watch the monkey shooter!
*Class stares blankly*
Mr. Dreyfus: What? You've never done shoot the monkey?
Student: I've done spank the monkey!

Tags: dreyfus physics
#86 Up↑ +94/108 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-26 19:40 EDT

// During lab about scientific tools
*Dr. Pathak picks up evaporating dish*
Dr. Pathak: Um.. I'm not really sure what this is... it just seems to be some kind of bowl thing.

Notes: [admin note:] I would try a more arcane word... like "mortar."

Tags: biology lab pathak
#84 Up↑ +9/33 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 23:12 EDT

Boericke: There used to be a time when I read AM New York or Metro and got completely hooked on Britney. I really wanted to know what she was up to today!

Tags: boericke britney.spears
#82 Up↑ +55/67 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 22:55 EDT

Ms. Arora: So I was half-way through my PhD when I met someone and my body chemistry changed...

Tags: arora
#79 Up↑ +260/306 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 22:49 EDT

Chemistry teacher: So to charge these rods you have to rub them up and down with this fuzzy cloth. Who wants to do that?
*Only girls raise their hands*
Chemistry teacher: No, no. The boys will be much better at this... they have more practice.

Tags: chemistry
#78 Up↑ +73/89 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 22:44 EDT

*Dr. Majewski holds up a balloon*
Dr. Majewski: I need someone who is a good blower.

Tags: majewski physics
#77 Up↑ +64/78 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 22:12 EDT

// Seen on the tag plate of one of the first floor benches
"We did it on this bench. And by it, we mean homework."

Tags: bench first.floor homework stuy
#76 Up↑ +14/46 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 21:35 EDT

Student:...And I wasn't even going to come to school today...
Mr. Henderson: You weren't going to come to school? Next thing you know, you'll be a crackhead!

Tags: crackhead cutting henderson
#73 Up↑ +88/116 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 20:42 EDT

// Talking about Sagar (that guy that walks really slowly)
Teacher: I saw that boy on the street one time. Nearly gave me a heart attack! He was just lumberin' along like he had allllllll day to walk ONE block.
*class laughs*
Teacher: I can't WAIT to see what his woman is like.
*class laughs harder*
Teacher: No! I'm serious! She'll probably be happy... he'll take things slow.

Tags: sagar
#72 Up↑ +49/81 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 20:40 EDT

// Mr. Mott is giving out ID cards
Mr. Mott: Sarah...Morgan...Cohen...Smi-... Girl, you got so many names. You could have your own law firm!
SMCS: Uhhh...thank you?
Mr. Mott: Or you should be in movies. Yeahh. Girl, if you aren't famous or a lawyer in 15 years, I am going to hunt you down.

Tags: mott names sarah.morgan.cohen.smith

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