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• #203 Up↑ +241/261 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-13 23:54 EST

  // Over the PA, during class
  Ms. Damesek: Hello, I'm sorry for the interruption.
  Ms. Damesek: Mr. Poland Spring, you have to go outside, they're about to tow your truck.

  Tags: damesek

• #201 Up↑ +80/94 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-11 11:45 EST

  Mr. Econome: I just have bad eyesight.
  Student: Do you wear glasses?
  Mr. Econome: Nope.
  Student: Why not?
  Mr. Econome: It makes driving at night more fun.

  Tags: driving econome glasses

• #199 Up↑ +119/139 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-10 19:15 EST

  Biology teacher: So guys, we're going to go over the stuff I didn't get to yesterday.
  Student: You're too good of a teacher to have missed anything. There's nothing left to cover.
  Biology teacher: We'll continue as soon as this guy takes his lips off my butt.

  Tags: biology suckup

• #196 Up↑ +50/66 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-06 22:29 EST

  Mr. Orlando: Touch my pickle!
  *Student touches it on the side*
  Mr. Orlando: No, touch it at the tip, where it's hot!

  Tags: orlando

• #195 Up↑ +51/67 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-06 20:27 EST

  Mr. Polazzo: Today we're going to talk about bureaucracy.  You may think that bureaucracy is the most boring part of government.
  Mr. Polazzo: In fact, it is the most boring part of government.

  Tags: ap.gov polazzo

• #194 Up↑ +98/114 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-06 19:45 EST

  Student: Dr. Chen, I want to do problem #28.
  Dr. Chen: You do problem 28?  OK, Go.
  *student gets up to write on board and writes one line*
  Dr. Chen: You do wrong, sit down.

  Tags: chen math precalculus

• #192 Up↑ +9/33 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-05 23:21 EST

  // Talking about circular motion and centripetal force
  Mr. Avallone: If I want to shoot a pumpkin out of a parabola and have it not go in a non-straight line...

  Notes: Mr. A gets a bit confused in 9th period Physics B.

  Tags: ap.physics.b avallone

• #191 Up↑ +56/66 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-03 22:24 EST

  // Discussing John McCain's performance during one of the presidential debates
  Ms. Weissman: He made a lot of jokes that were bad. I felt sorry for him, though. I know how that feels.

  Tags: 2008.election mccain weissman

• #190 Up↑ +92/108 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-03 22:20 EST

  Mr. Kavanagh: Jeffrey, you want to say something?
  *no response*
  Mr. Kavanagh: If you were funny, you'd say "something".

  Tags: calc.apps kavanagh

• #189 Up↑ +15/45 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-03 22:18 EST

  Mr. Kavanagh: That's a metaphor, and I never met a phor I didn't like.

  Tags: calc.apps kavanagh

• #187 Up↑ +33/43 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-02 18:06 EST

  Mr. Lam: Don't whisper; pass notes.

  Tags: lam

• #186 Up↑ +153/171 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-01 16:05 EDT

  // Fire alarm goes off
  Mr. Teitel (over PA): Please ignore the bells.
  // A few minutes later
  Ms. Damesek (over PA): Will Mr. Tillman please come down to room 103.
  Mr. Boericke: Mr Tillman really shouldn't be out pulling fire alarms. He's a grown man, after all.

  Tags: boericke damesek fire.alarm stuy teitel

• #185 Up↑ +36/56 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-31 19:49 EDT

  Mr. Polazzo: Jesus was a good Jewish boy.

  Notes: The Polazzo speaking truth.

  Tags: ap.gov polazzo

• #184 Up↑ +144/166 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-30 21:56 EDT

  Student: Can I do the "do now?"
  Dr. Chen: DO NOW LATER!

  Tags: chen do.now math

• #182 Up↑ +58/70 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-30 20:42 EDT

  // Talking about the National Security Council in AP Gov...
  Mr. Polazzo: OK, so we have the Secretary of State, the Secretary of Defense... there is no Secretary of Justice, but that would be so badass.
  Mr. Polazzo: "I AM THE SECRETARY OF JUSTICE!"
  *invisible sword strike*

  Tags: ap.gov polazzo

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