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#394 Up↑ /92 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-14 23:14 EST
// Dr. Pathak, in an email to students about online homework assignments
Many of you are not answering the short answer question correctly. You should write about what a reflex arc does. You should know to do this because if you read the question, you'll see that it asks, "What does a reflex arc do?" -
#1339 Up↑ /71 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-25 20:12 EDT
// student walks into class late
Mr. Lostal: EXCUUSE ME. Why you walking into class late?
Student: Oh, I was coming from the 9th floor
Mr. Lostal : Huh huh well next time take a parachute and fly down. This is about complete surrendering to the master math
Class: ... -
#916 Up↑ /50 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-24 13:09 EST
// The day before Christmas break
Mr. Polazzo: We're not supposed to have a party tomorrow, so we'll be having a recreation of a congressional party.
Mr. Polazzo: To make it more interesting, we'll be recreating a particular year. And the year I have chosen is...2008!
Mr. Polazzo: Please make sure not to wear clothes or bring food that is anachronistic. -
#812 Up↑ /29 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-12 17:00 EST
Mr. Dreyfus: You see, inductors are like segregationists. They always oppose any sort of change. And at first, they're very strong, and they succeed. But as time goes on, they get weaker, and they no longer have any effect.
Student: I thought you said inductors are like physics teachers!
Mr. Dreyfus: They are also like physics teachers...
*pause*
Mr. Dreyfus: Not that physics teachers are like segregationists!! -
#406 Up↑ /91 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-16 18:37 EST
// Football
Coach: When you're out in the field, you gotta play like a team. Coordinate yourselves like a team. Like you're painting a huge mural with the word STUYVESANT. You gotta outline the word, paint in the S, the T, the R-
Player: Coach, there's no R in Stuyvesant.
Coach: ...Fucking smart kids. -
#548 Up↑ /70 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-12 23:09 EDT
// Student walks in late to Mr. Garfinkel's class, staring sadly at the floor, and puts a late pass on Garfinkel's desk.
// Mr. Garfinkel's crumples up the note as she turns around and starts eating it.
Another student: Mr. Garfinkel, you can't do that; that's what Mr Mott does!
*Mr. Garfinkel takes the paper out of his mouth*
Mr. Garfinkel: Oh that's his bit? I won't do it then.
// He fires the paper over the late student's head and into the trash can. -
#182 Up↑ /70 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-30 20:42 EDT
// Talking about the National Security Council in AP Gov...
Mr. Polazzo: OK, so we have the Secretary of State, the Secretary of Defense... there is no Secretary of Justice, but that would be so badass.
Mr. Polazzo: "I AM THE SECRETARY OF JUSTICE!"
*invisible sword strike*
