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#199 Up↑ /139 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-10 19:15 EST
Biology teacher: So guys, we're going to go over the stuff I didn't get to yesterday.
Student: You're too good of a teacher to have missed anything. There's nothing left to cover.
Biology teacher: We'll continue as soon as this guy takes his lips off my butt. -
#1722 Up↑ /62 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-16 18:18 EST
Student 1: I think people become teachers so they can have summer vacation.
Ms. Maggio: No, that's not why people become teachers. I don't know why I became a teacher...Oh! So I can make fun of teenagers!
Student 1: You don't make fun of us THAT much.
Student 2: Uh, yes she does.
Ms. Maggio: Yeah you should see what I say about you when you're not around. -
#520 Up↑ /74 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-30 23:42 EDT
// Talking about low temperatures at high altitudes in bio
Mr. Econome: One time I hiked up a mountain in shorts and a T-shirt just to impress a girl. Boy did I learn that one the hard way.
Student: So did you get the girl?
*Mr. Econome sighs*
Mr. Econome: No, I didn't. She went for a guy with excessive facial hair. Which is why I don't like David Rice.
// David Rice is a student in the class who has almost a full beard -
#623 Up↑ /48 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-10 19:44 EDT
// English class. The class is discussing genocide.
Student: They did a study that shows that a person can really only ever relate to up to about 200 people, "friends" you might call them. And so someone suffering in Darfur is outside those 200, and it's hard to relate to them.
Teacher: What worries me about that study are the implications for Facebook. -
#433 Up↑ /73 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-10 17:09 EDT
Mr. Dibbs: Ugh, English is the worst. It's all about opinion. That stuff would never work with chemistry.
Mr. Dibbs: "What does this equation really mean?" "What is Dalton actually trying to say?"
Mr. Dibbs: I mean, if you don't know what they're trying to say after 2000 pages of reading, what's the point of reading it?
