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#995 Up↑ /52 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 22:47 EST
// Ms. Breslin on Pop culture
Student: If we were meant to fight, we would have been built with guns or something
Ms. Breslin: ...we'd be transformers?
Ms. Breslin: OH!
Ms. Breslin: So you guys are okay with Harry Potter, but not with Twilight?!
Class: YES!!
Ms. Breslin: Well, what's wrong with Twilight??
Student: It's about a hundred year old vampire creeping on a thirteen year old! -
#18 Up↑ /133 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-22 20:23 EDT
*phone rings*
Mr. Lonardo: Leave me alone!
*answers phone*
Mr. Lonardo: Hello? What do you mean "we?" You and I? You and you?
Mr. Lonardo: No, WE don't have tape. I have tape!
Mr. Lonardo: I don't know where your tape is. I know where MINE is.
Mr. Lonardo: Of course I know where it is! It's my tape! -
#522 Up↑ /91 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-03 17:21 EDT
// At summer school
Mr. Lostal (indicating student): Ladies and gentlemen, this is your king. The King of Failures!
// Later that day
Mr. Lostal (seeing same student talking to Mr. Teitel): Mr. Teitel! I had no idea you were... in league with the King of Failures! -
#1914 Up↑ /51 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-13 22:26 EDT
McClellan: You kids boast so much about grades. When I was in high school, I was one of only nine nerds. I had to keep my grades on the low-down or I'd get beaten up.... I guess you guys at Stuyvesant will be fine boasting, though, seeing as you are all nerds.
