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#96 Up↑ /55 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-27 17:56 EDT
Lonardo: *points to Asian girl at table 4*
Heema: I'm not going to tell you her name, Mr. Lonardo. You'll have to guess.
Lonardo: I can't remember...Ms. Lam!
Heema: You remember her last name, but not her first one?
Lonardo: Which sounds better: Ms. Lam, or "Girl #2 at the table"?
Heema: I'll give you a hint: It's really common...
Random boy: It's Vanessa!
Lonardo: What's it start with?
Heema: V!
Lonardo: Victoria!
Heema: He JUST said it!
Lonardo: Oh..I thought he was sneezing. -
#1594 Up↑ /35 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-05 18:25 EST
// Mr. Badgley just told the class that drugs should be legal and taxed so the US would make money instead of lose money
Mr. Badgley: I don't know why they don't sell it that way! I don't know!
Mr. Badgley: ...Actually, I do. But I won't tell you til Friday. -
#1417 Up↑ /64 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-18 22:52 EDT
Pathak: I wanted to write 'hierarchy' or something like that, but there is no space. Plus, I don't know how to spell 'hierarchy'. Does anybody know?
Student 1: H-i-e-r-a-r-c-h-y.
*Pathak writes down word and stares*
Pathak: It looks weird.
Student 2: Does anybody here have a dictionary?
*about 1/3 of the class takes out a Webster's pocket dictionary* -
#1202 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-02 13:02 EDT
// Talking about gas warfare during WW1
Ms. Dunkel: Call me a pacifist and all, but I just don't get it. What kind of person thinks poison gas is a good idea?!
Student: Well...it worked.
Ms. Dunkel: Yeah. While the wind was blowing in their favor. Imagine what happened when that changed. They all just said oops and dropped dead! -
#365 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-03 21:35 EST
// Mr. Esper explaining that Physics C E&M has no graphs to explain the concepts
Mr. Esper: We will have to rely on the formalisms to understand the concepts. There is no graphical representation of many of the things we will be studying.
Kevin: But I like pretty pictures!
Mr. Esper: Maybe you should go downstairs and take a photography class then!
