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#720 Up↑ /99 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-04 20:46 EDT
// Ms. Hall has lost her voice. Someone outside has just screamed "PENIS!"
Ms. Hall: *mouths words and someone is translating* I wish I could respond. This happened last year, didn't it?
*chorus nods*
Ms. Hall: But sadly, I can't.
Ms. Hall: What kind of a person shouts that across the street?
Ms. Hall: Why are guys so fascinated with themselves? -
#669 Up↑ /77 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-16 22:10 EDT
// Chorus is singing a song called "Oh Captain, My Captain" when Ms. Hall comes in
Ms. Hall: You're all singing this like it's a drinking song!
*chorus laughs as she imitates the chorus singing*
Ms. Hall: It's not. It's a song about the death of Abraham Lincoln!
Chorus: Oh.
*awkward pause* -
#562 Up↑ /217 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-16 21:07 EDT
Section Leader: Here's the grade sheet, Ms. Hall.
Ms. Hall: You didn't give this student a comment.
Section Leader: That's me, Ms. Hall.
Ms. Hall: Well, give yourself a comment.
Section Leader: What comment should I give myself?
Ms. Hall: How about "pain in the ass"? Is that a comment? -
#494 Up↑ /59 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-05 16:47 EDT
// During rehearsal, Ms. Hall catches a boy eating hard candy
Ms. Hall: Well, what are you waiting for? Solve the problem!
// She looks away for a second and then back
Ms. Hall: What did you do to it?
Student: Oh, I swallowed it.
Ms. Hall: You swallowed a piece of hard candy down your throat.
// She has a look of disbelief
Student: Yes, but I solved the problem!
