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#462 Up↑ /59 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-22 17:21 EDT
// Dr. Pilloff asks a question in biology. A student gives an answer.
Dr. Pilloff: Are you sure? Do you want to bet 10 points on your quiz?
Student: I don't bet. It's against my religion.
Dr. Pilloff: It's against your religion?
Student: And I don't believe in it either.
Dr. Pilloff: How about 5 points? -
#454 Up↑ /156 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-19 22:44 EDT
// Orchestra class
Mr. Tamosaitis: Raise your hand if you are in tune.
*Students who are not really paying attention raise their hands*
Mr. Tamosaitis: Raise your hand if you are ready to play.
*Hands go up*
Mr. Tamosaitis: Raise your hand if you are now or have ever been a member of the Communist Party of America.
*Students don't listen but all raise their hands anyway*
