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#1046 Up↑ /45 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-22 09:58 EST
// Avallone is reviewing efficiency
Avallone: Remember, all temperature must be in Kelvins. Don't leave it in Celsius.
Student 1: Yeah, we're not in Chemistry.
Avallone: I would think that even in Chemistry they would use Kelvin.
Student 1: No, actually they use Celsius.
Student 2: Yeah, well Chemistry sucks.
Student 1: I know Chemistry sucks.
Avallone: Okay, no need to argue about which class sucks. If we did that we would be here all day. -
#1043 Up↑ /79 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-16 02:50 EST
Sra. Silverio: My husband brought home this box for my birthday. I looked at it, it was all rectangular and stuff, with this pretty little bow, and I thought, that better not be a toaster.
Sra. Silverio: So I asked him, is that a toaster?
Sra. Silverio: It was a toaster.
Sra. Silverio: I said, "You gave me a toaster for my birthday? What you want me to cook you some toast or something?"
Sra. Silverio: Then I broke up with him.
Sra. Silverio: Never give a girl a toaster! -
#1042 Up↑ /46 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-13 20:25 EST
// Mr. Garfinkel asks about things we've done the day before that qualifies as "low art"
Mr. Garfinkel: How about you, Emily?
Emily: Um... nothing.
Mr. Garfinkel: REALLY? Does that mean you think you're too good for the rest of us, or that you just didn't do anything at all?
Emily: Well no, I just didn't do anything important... I went on facebook, but that's it.
Mr. Garfinkel: ... That is the EPITOME of what we're talking about here. -
#1037 Up↑ /21 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-09 22:32 EST
// Class comments on "Jackson was the straw that stirred the drink of change"
Student 1: I think that Jackson was the straw, but that the people were the hand stirring the drink
Student 2: I think that Jackson was the person drinking it, because he could have vetoed the reforms whenever he wanted to
Student 3: Uhh...I think that Jackson was the hand and that the people were the ones drinking it and...
Student 3: ...I don't know. I'm confused... -
#1033 Up↑ /30 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-09 22:20 EST
// The teacher tells the class about Junior year and the importance of doing well
Teacher: I'm not your enemy!
Teacher: ...Neither is the guy who yells in the Math Department with the hat
Teacher: NO NAMES! But. EUGHLEGHELEGHEHLG!!!
Class: Hahaha, Mr. Lostal...
