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#1227 Up↑ /44 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-07 21:17 EDT
// Discussing the British elections
Student: If there is a re-election, would the Labour Party pick someone other than Gordan Brown?
Mr. Polazzo: Yes, the aptly named Ed Balls.
*Class erupts in laughter and starts making jokes, including "Old Man Balls," "Private Balls," and "Major Balls"*
Mr. Polazzo: There is an alternative, and his name is David Testicles. -
#1225 Up↑ /54 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-07 11:55 EDT
// Sr. Simon's Conversational Spanish class (FS8), student has been asked to write the date on the board.
*student writes Hoy es viernes, el deise y seis de abril del 2010*
Class: Nooo, no, it's DIEZ Y SEIS.
Student: What?? *erases and rewrites it, still incorrect*
Class: NO, it's DIEZ, like TEN, then Y SEIS
*Student continually writes it wrong while class continually yells at her*
Sr. Simon: *turns around* What's going on?! *sees the board and makes a face*
Student: *embarrassed, finally writes "16th" on the board and storms off back to her seat*
Student: *turns to the class* I HATE YOU.
// later that day, another student asks that student a question, who has trouble answering it
Sr. Simon: It's okay! You can just tell her "I HATE YOU!" -
#1224 Up↑ /89 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-07 11:46 EDT
Mr. Grossman: What other APs are you taking?
Student: Calculus.
*Mr. Grossman makes a face*
Student: It's actually not that bad. Precalc is much harder...Calculus only SOUNDS complicated!
Mr. Grossman: Oh. Yeah, I only took one math course in high school and it was called DOTS AND LINES. -
#1217 Up↑ /85 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-05 19:22 EDT
// Student 1 passes a note to Student 2
Student 1: Read it out loud.
Student 2: I'm not going to read that.
Mr. Majewski: What this, guys? What are you doing?
// Mr. Majewski takes the note
Mr. Majewski (reading aloud): You look like Mike Hunt.
Mr. Majewski: Who is Mike Hunt? -
#1206 Up↑ /107 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-03 14:04 EDT
Student: Mr. Francis, is it true that you said, "I would rather kick a man than kill a dog?"
Mr. Francis: Uhh, I think you meant, "Would you rather kill a man than kick a dog." And, yes, I would rather kill a man.
Student: Why?
Mr. Francis: Because kicking a dog is mean.
*Class erupts in laughter* -
#1205 Up↑ /195 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-02 17:01 EDT
// Students have found out Dr. Chen can speak German
Student 1: Dr. Chen, can you speak German for us?
Dr. Chen: WHY? THIS IS MATHEMATICS CLASS!
Student 2: Why do you know German?
Dr. Chen: I STAY THERE SO MANY YEARS!
Student 3: You stayed in Germany? That's so cool!
Dr. Chen: WHY IS COOL?! WHAT SO COOL GERMANY?!
Student 4: What were you doing in Germany?
Dr. Chen: I DO RESEARCH!
Student 4: What kind of research?
Dr. Chen: I CANNOT TALK. IS LONG STORY.
