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#1343 Up↑ /83 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-26 20:44 EDT
// In Mr. Kavanagh’s Math Class
Mr. Kavanagh: Should I do it? I don’t think I should. Maybe I should wait to do it.
Student 1: No you should do it now.
Mr. Kavanagh: Yeah I think I’ll just do it now.
Student 2: I hope he has protection.
// A Few Minutes Later
Mr. Kavanagh: ...And you’ll be on your knees begging me to stop.
Student 1: Really, how do we know you won’t be on your knees?
Mr. Kavanagh: Because I’m never on my knees.
Student who always sleeps in class: *wakes up* What the hell are we talking about? *Makes confused face* -
#1339 Up↑ /71 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-25 20:12 EDT
// student walks into class late
Mr. Lostal: EXCUUSE ME. Why you walking into class late?
Student: Oh, I was coming from the 9th floor
Mr. Lostal : Huh huh well next time take a parachute and fly down. This is about complete surrendering to the master math
Class: ... -
#1338 Up↑ /47 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-25 19:44 EDT
// During band rehearsal, Dr. Wheeler notices there are some percussion parts that aren't being played
Dr. Wheeler: Okay, there are eight percussion players and three parts being unplayed. Who's supposed to play to cymbal?
*No one responds*
Dr. Wheeler: Oh, come on guys! How could you be so CYMBAL MINDED?!
*Class laughs sarcastically* -
#1335 Up↑ /322 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-23 00:09 EDT
// Ms. McCaffrey is reading delaney cards in gym. Mr. Choubaralian messes with her by putting a fake card with a fake name in her pile of cards.
Ms. McCaffrey: Harry Balsak? Is there a Harry Balsak? No Harry Balsak? Okay.
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#1334 Up↑ /95 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-23 00:05 EDT
// Mr. Dyrland-Weaver is going over a project where the students have to choose a program/model to present.
Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: Every year, people always fight over the model about AIDS. Then I always hear both sides shouting "I WANT AIDS!" or "GIVE ME AIDS!"
