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#1773 Up↑ /50 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-09 12:31 EST
// Dr.Chen picks on a student who isn't paying attention.
Dr. Chen: What is the answer?
Student: Yes.
Dr. Chen: What? What is the answer?
Student: You’re right.
Dr. Chen: WHAT? WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Dr. Chen: How you find other answer?!
Student: Guess and check.
Dr. Chen: Guess and check?! Okay! Show me! Guess and check!
Student: Okay, how about we split it up. I'll tell you what to guess and you check it. -
#1766 Up↑ /232 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-06 19:31 EST
// Mr. Mott is wearing purple and orange face paint in support of senior and junior SING!
Student: Why don't you support soph-frosh?
Mr. Mott: Sophomores and freshmen don't exist to me.
Student: Can't you at least wear black paint to have all the colors?
Mr. Mott: I am black. -
#1757 Up↑ /55 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-04 12:30 EST
// Dr. Chen hands a test back to a student
Dr. Chen: You did better than Aman!
Student: What did he get?
Dr. Chen: 55! He did nothing!
Student 2: Wait, you do nothing and you can get a 55?
Dr. Chen: He wrote like a book! Look! *flips through test stapled to 5 other pages*
Dr. Chen: But is totally irrelevant to our class!
*Dr. Chen hands test to a student*
Dr. Chen: You see? All this how can I give?! -
#1755 Up↑ /83 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-04 12:20 EST
// Dr. Chen wrote 8+4+4 = 12 on the board.
Dr. Chen: You are junior, not sophomore or freshman or something!
Dr. Chen: You come to this school. Make this mistake, other teachers tolerate this mistake.
Dr. Chen: I do not tolerate this mistake!
Dr. Chen: So I take off 12 point.
// Later, the class tries to figure out which student it was
Class: Was it Kevin?
Dr. Chen: Yes, Kevin!
Class: Which one?
Dr. Chen: Too many Kevins, I don't know!
// Later
Dr. Chen: One student in next period want to solve y also for extra credit!
Class: Kevin?
Dr. Chen: *checks* Yes, Kevin! Also Kevin!
Class: Did he get it?
Dr. Chen: Yes, mostly correct. But no point solve y! Does not make sense!
Class: Did he get extra credit?
Dr. Chen: No.
