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#365 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-03 21:35 EST
// Mr. Esper explaining that Physics C E&M has no graphs to explain the concepts
Mr. Esper: We will have to rely on the formalisms to understand the concepts. There is no graphical representation of many of the things we will be studying.
Kevin: But I like pretty pictures!
Mr. Esper: Maybe you should go downstairs and take a photography class then! -
#357 Up↑ /177 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-29 16:53 EST
Dr. Majewski: Wes, why you leave questions blank on lab?
Wes: I couldn't figure them out.
Dr. Majewski: You put me in very bad position. If I pass you, I go to jail, if I fail you, you will kill me.
Wes: That's right. If you fail me, I will murder you. Give me a sixty-five.
Dr. Majewski: Okay, sixty-five. -
#309 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-26 02:18 EST
Dr. Majewski: Put away your magazine! No Playboy allowed in class.
Student: Dr. Majewski, it's not Playboy. They're girls; girls don't like Playboy. It's Seventeen magazine.
Dr. Majewski: No, no, no. I see Ray's face glowing!
Student (shocked voice): You know what the Playboy magazine looks like, Dr. Majewski?
Dr. Majewski: Yes yes. It's magazine for dirty boys, yes? -
#251 Up↑ /80 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-08 15:37 EST
// Physics: Mr. Dreyfus is doing a homework review. Some students in the back are discussing large finite sets. Mr. Dreyfus hears them.
Mr. Dreyfus: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS VERY LARGE AND FINITE?!
*class turns their heads towards Mr. Dreyfus*
*long pause*
Mr. Dreyfus (softly): The... fact... that this class... is going to be quiet now. -
#231 Up↑ /73 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-25 16:53 EST
// Discussing torque in physics class.
Mr. Dreyfus: Who knows of a device that illustrates that the farther from the axis you apply the force, the higher the torque?
Student 1: A hammer!
Mr. Dreyfus: And how does that work?
Student 2: The longer you hammer, the more it hurts!
Student 3: That's what she said! -
#144 Up↑ /69 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-14 21:33 EDT
// Physics teacher is explaining a lab. A bunch of kids are standing behind him and all around him. Sharang touches him.
Physics teacher: Stop touching me! Are you gay?
Sharang: No Dr. Majewski, I have a girlfriend.
Physics teacher: Oh then you must be bio. -
#126 Up↑ /52 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-11 19:08 EDT
Physics teacher: Now, we will talk about centripetal forces.
*puts up notes on the chalkboard*
Physics teacher: The curriculum used to have centrifugal forces too, but it is illegal now, and all the pages in the textbooks about it are gone.
Student: Why is it illegal?
Physics teacher: Because it is, in theory, not proven.
*students puzzled*
Physics teacher: It is like religion! Non-existent.
