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#357 Up↑ /177 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-29 16:53 EST
Dr. Majewski: Wes, why you leave questions blank on lab?
Wes: I couldn't figure them out.
Dr. Majewski: You put me in very bad position. If I pass you, I go to jail, if I fail you, you will kill me.
Wes: That's right. If you fail me, I will murder you. Give me a sixty-five.
Dr. Majewski: Okay, sixty-five. -
#309 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-26 02:18 EST
Dr. Majewski: Put away your magazine! No Playboy allowed in class.
Student: Dr. Majewski, it's not Playboy. They're girls; girls don't like Playboy. It's Seventeen magazine.
Dr. Majewski: No, no, no. I see Ray's face glowing!
Student (shocked voice): You know what the Playboy magazine looks like, Dr. Majewski?
Dr. Majewski: Yes yes. It's magazine for dirty boys, yes? -
#144 Up↑ /69 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-14 21:33 EDT
// Physics teacher is explaining a lab. A bunch of kids are standing behind him and all around him. Sharang touches him.
Physics teacher: Stop touching me! Are you gay?
Sharang: No Dr. Majewski, I have a girlfriend.
Physics teacher: Oh then you must be bio. -
#32 Up↑ /75 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-23 17:49 EDT
Mr. Majewski: Some smart kid once brought in his iPod and used his electronics kit to make music. Now, iPods are illegal, but Ms. Damesek came in once and didn't confiscate it. Apparently, when you take legal and you hook it up to illegal, you get legal.
