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#875 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-04 01:59 EST
// Ms. Breslin asks a student to read something out loud, while she "translates"
Student: the senselessness of their behavior engenders in them a "profound" pessimism...
Ms. Breslin: They are EMO
Student: ...which they sell at good prices.
Ms. Breslin: They are EMO and sell EMO music and T SHIRTS
Student: ...yet such pessimism would be more fitting in one who observes these masters and their sales
Ms. Breslin: We should be EMO about THEM being EMO! -
#56 Up↑ /167 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-24 23:23 EDT
// Talking about Beowulf
Ms. Breslin: So for destroying the monster Grendel, the queen gave Beowulf a beautiful gold torque.
Student: What's a torque?
Ms. Breslin: Well, it's like a necklace, except there's no chain and it wraps all the way around the neck...
*Students give blank looks*
Ms. Breslin: (sighs) So for destroying the monster Grendel, the queen gave Beowulf some shiny bling.
