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#1033 Up↑ /30 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-09 22:20 EST
// The teacher tells the class about Junior year and the importance of doing well
Teacher: I'm not your enemy!
Teacher: ...Neither is the guy who yells in the Math Department with the hat
Teacher: NO NAMES! But. EUGHLEGHELEGHEHLG!!!
Class: Hahaha, Mr. Lostal... -
#936 Up↑ /124 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-07 20:08 EST
// Learning about compound interest.
*Dr. Chen writes 'principal' on board
Damian: Dr. Chen, you spelled 'principal' wrong.
Brendan: Yeah Dr. Chen, it's with an -le not -al
Dr. Chen: WHO TEACH YOU ENGLISH LANGUAGE?
Dr. Chen: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ENGLISH LANGUAGE?!? -
#729 Up↑ /36 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-06 22:35 EDT
Student: What does that say?
*points to a question on the board*
Dr. Fitzgerald: Oh, that?
*points to a different location*
Dr. Fitzgerald: That says "Math is Number 1"
Dr. Fitzgerald: Can you guess who's crazy enough to put that up there?
Class: MR. GELLER! -
#511 Up↑ /56 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-23 18:00 EDT
// cSplash is a Saturday of math and science classes at the Courant Institute
Student: Do you want to go to CSplash with me?
Student 2: Are you kidding me, that thing's so stupid!
// Later
Student 2: You know how I said I didn't want to go to cSplash? Well now I want to go, because I found out it isn't a water park. -
#373 Up↑ /37 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-09 20:46 EST
// Only at Stuy.
Ms. Rubin: What do we do now?
Guy: Find the area under the curve?
Ms. Rubin: And what do we use?
Guy: Uh... what?
Ms. Rubin: Come on, think r. The r word. You have to understand this, with your text messaging.
Guy: Riemann sums?
Ms. Rubin: Uh, no, the other r word. Yes?
Other person: Rectangles?
Ms. Rubin: Yes, RECTANGLES. That r word. -
#313 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-01 12:48 EST
Mr. Cocoros: Class, I just want to tell you something about tests. I've gotten a bit concerned. I don't want to see people passing notes, writing the answers on desks, sending answers through cellphones, and leaving class!
*long pause*
Mr. Cocoros: Now mind you, it was just a dream, but still... -
#286 Up↑ /206 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-17 00:20 EST
// Calc textbook is lying on table at Cafe Amore's
College student: Hey, what kind of calc are you taking?
Stuy student: Multivariate.
College student: *blank stare* What?
Stuy student: Multivariate.
College student: At BMCC?
Stuy student: Hahaha, nooo...
