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#1740 Up↑ /32 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-02 12:02 EST
// Class insists on pronouncing Euler as "Yoo-ler" instead of "Oiler". The next day, Dr.Chen comes in with a print out of an article about Euler.
Dr. Chen: You want to use different pronunciation of Euler?! *writes Oiler on the board* Is same as this! I never hear name "yooler" before!
Dr. Chen: He is Swiss! Publish over 70 books! If someone hear you say "Yooler", immediately know you don't know math! -
#1734 Up↑ /110 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-20 12:39 EST
Dr. Chen: The Courant Institute is no good anymore. They do math by hand.
Dr. Chen: NOW WE USE COMPUTERS TO DO MATH
Student: Hey, the Courant Institute is STILL VERY GOOD
Student: MY DAD WENT THERE
Dr. Chen: WHAT YO PRABRAM. YOU DO MATH BY HAND? SIDDOWN -
#1674 Up↑ /59 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-04 11:53 EST
// Dr. Chen is teaching in a different room from that of last semester. There is a separate table pushed against the teacher's desk.
Dr. Chen: *stares at the extra table* Why is this here? What you need this table for? Now is too big!
Dr. Chen: *circles the table* This is a computer table!
Dr. Chen: They steal this table! *inspects table* Yes, I am definitely sure they steal this table!
