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#1046 Up↑ /45 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-22 09:58 EST
// Avallone is reviewing efficiency
Avallone: Remember, all temperature must be in Kelvins. Don't leave it in Celsius.
Student 1: Yeah, we're not in Chemistry.
Avallone: I would think that even in Chemistry they would use Kelvin.
Student 1: No, actually they use Celsius.
Student 2: Yeah, well Chemistry sucks.
Student 1: I know Chemistry sucks.
Avallone: Okay, no need to argue about which class sucks. If we did that we would be here all day. -
#926 Up↑ /61 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-30 17:12 EST
Student: Mr. Orlando, did you know you really look like this kid, Isaac?
Mr. Orlando: I don't know who that is...
Student: Well I told Isaac that and he said "I'll be on the lookout for a handsome and tall teacher"
Mr. Orlando: Awww. Thank you.
Student: No, I didn't...
Student: *sigh* You're welcome. -
#925 Up↑ /163 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-28 18:50 EST
Student: ...and this is silicone.
Ms. Pluchino: No, no, you mean silicon. Silicon is the element that's in microchips, and has a city named after it. Silicone, is well, these...*points to breast*.
Ms. Pluchino: So I'd recommend not getting those two mixed up... -
#518 Up↑ /82 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-30 15:59 EDT
// Mr. Dibbs has an orange hooked up to a volt-meter and is impersonating its voice
Mr. Dibbs: It's not working. Somethings wrong.
Orange: Why isn't it working, Mr. Dibbs?
Mr. Dibbs: It needs more metal, we need to stick more metal in it.
// Mr. Dibbs pulls out a long metal stick and prepares to jam it into the orange
Orange: Noo! No!
Mr. Dibbs: IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, DAMMIT!
Orange: NOOO! -
#517 Up↑ /169 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-30 15:49 EDT
// Mr. Dibbs brings in a lime and an orange for an experiment, and proceeds to impersonate their voices
Lime: You look different from me!
Orange: It's okay, let's be friends!
// Class laughs
Mr. Dibbs: At my old school it would've gone more like this–
Lime: You look different from me!
// Gunshot sound, Mr. Dibbs drops lime violently on desk
