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#992 Up↑ /28 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 22:21 EST
// Ms. Breslin informs the class on what NOT to write on your college essay
Ms. Breslin: I passed a test once in 8th grade! And everyone else failed!
Ms. Breslin: Ever since then, I have known that I am the best and I show up to school every day and KNOWLEDGE is shoveled like DIRT into the DUMP TRUCK OF MY MIND...
Ms. Breslin: And your college will be another brand name on my application! -
#875 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-04 01:59 EST
// Ms. Breslin asks a student to read something out loud, while she "translates"
Student: the senselessness of their behavior engenders in them a "profound" pessimism...
Ms. Breslin: They are EMO
Student: ...which they sell at good prices.
Ms. Breslin: They are EMO and sell EMO music and T SHIRTS
Student: ...yet such pessimism would be more fitting in one who observes these masters and their sales
Ms. Breslin: We should be EMO about THEM being EMO!
