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#286 Up↑ /206 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-17 00:20 EST
// Calc textbook is lying on table at Cafe Amore's
College student: Hey, what kind of calc are you taking?
Stuy student: Multivariate.
College student: *blank stare* What?
Stuy student: Multivariate.
College student: At BMCC?
Stuy student: Hahaha, nooo... -
#252 Up↑ /64 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-08 19:37 EST
// Teacher was trying to play a DVD without the remote and was having trouble selecting some option
Student: It's touchscreen; you have to press the option on the screen!
*teacher actually does it, repeatedly*
Teacher: IT'S NOT WORKING! Here, you try! -
#209 Up↑ /34 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-17 00:06 EST
Boy: Why are you wearing a belt over your shirt?
Girl: I don't know. I like the way it looks.
Boy: Belts are supposed to hold your pants up. It can't hold anything up if it's over your shirt.
Girl: It's fashion, okay?! My god!
Boy: ...
Boy: I hope your pants fall down! -
#186 Up↑ /171 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-01 16:05 EDT
// Fire alarm goes off
Mr. Teitel (over PA): Please ignore the bells.
// A few minutes later
Ms. Damesek (over PA): Will Mr. Tillman please come down to room 103.
Mr. Boericke: Mr Tillman really shouldn't be out pulling fire alarms. He's a grown man, after all. -
#103 Up↑ /105 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-29 18:46 EDT
// Third period morning announcements
Announcer: I pledge allegiance, to the Fla—
*long pause, followed by shuffling noises over the PA*
Student: Did he forget the Pledge of Allegiance?
Announcer: ...of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Dr. Esper: Only at Stuy...
