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• #556 Up↑ +32/40 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-15 00:35 EDT

  // Talking about Mexican investments in US companies
  Mr. Polazzo: In fact, there's been a pretty major Mexican investment recently. Does anyone know about it?
  Student: Wait, that communications guy?
  Mr. Polazzo: Yeah, he was involved in communications. What did he do?
  Student: He bought... mad shares?
  Mr. Polazzo: In?
  Student: In some... big company?
  Mr. Polazzo: Exactly, a rich communications guy bought mad shares in some big company!

  Tags: comp.gov polazzo

• #540 Up↑ +48/52 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-09 21:05 EDT

  Mr. Polazzo: There are so many theological loopholes in Quidditch.
  Mr. Polazzo: They should make everyone look for the ball.
  Guy: But that's the Seeker's job.
  Mr. Polazzo: See, that's just elitism.

  Tags: elitism polazzo quidditch

• #307 Up↑ +81/99 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-23 22:35 EST

  // Talking a Supreme Court decision that temporarily banned the death penalty.
  Mr. Polazzo: This caused a great panic in the South, where the only thing they love more than college football is the death penalty.

  Tags: ap.gov polazzo south

• #277 Up↑ +19/57 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-15 16:51 EST

  Polazzo: Eventually we all will die. Except for me...
  Polazzo: I am immortal.

  Tags: polazzo

• #273 Up↑ +32/62 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-14 18:58 EST

  Mr. Polazzo: Can anyone tell me why the state can not pay for the projectors in Catholic schools?
  Student: Because they might put a Jesus on it.

  Tags: polazzo

• #195 Up↑ +51/67 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-06 20:27 EST

  Mr. Polazzo: Today we're going to talk about bureaucracy.  You may think that bureaucracy is the most boring part of government.
  Mr. Polazzo: In fact, it is the most boring part of government.

  Tags: ap.gov polazzo

• #185 Up↑ +36/56 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-31 19:49 EDT

  Mr. Polazzo: Jesus was a good Jewish boy.

  Notes: The Polazzo speaking truth.

  Tags: ap.gov polazzo

• #182 Up↑ +58/70 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-30 20:42 EDT

  // Talking about the National Security Council in AP Gov...
  Mr. Polazzo: OK, so we have the Secretary of State, the Secretary of Defense... there is no Secretary of Justice, but that would be so badass.
  Mr. Polazzo: "I AM THE SECRETARY OF JUSTICE!"
  *invisible sword strike*

  Tags: ap.gov polazzo

• #152 Up↑ −7/43 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-17 18:51 EDT

  // Talking about the informal qualifications for becoming President
  Mr. Polazzo: It was 1979 - I would be more funky for one thing.

  Tags: ap.gov polazzo

• #133 Up↑ +53/71 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-13 18:59 EDT

  Polazzo: And in quotes, write the name you would like me to call you. Except don't write your gang name, like "Killah" or something.

  Tags: polazzo

• #132 Up↑ +106/122 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-13 18:58 EDT

  *Girl walks in halfway through class to get something*
  Girl: I'm sorry, that's my scarf.
  Polazzo: I'm sorry it's your scarf too, but it's not that bad looking. Hey, next time you should just leave it there, I could use a new scarf.
  Girl: ...
  Girl: Goodbye.
  Polazzo: She won't be forgetting that scarf again.

  Tags: ap.gov polazzo

• #22 Up↑ +125/143 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-22 21:58 EDT

  Mr. Polazzo: The government wants to set up a fund of $700 billion to help with the credit crunch. To give you an idea of how much money that is, imagine each dollar bill was a ping pong ball.
  Mr. Polazzo: That's 700 billion ping pong balls.

  Tags: history polazzo

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