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#769 Up↑ /103 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-22 18:33 EDT
Mr. Polazzo: Did you guys know that most of the helium for the world comes from a single cave in the midwest?
Mr. Polazzo: That must have been the most embarrassing discovery.
Mr. Polazzo (in a deep, manly voice): Hey look...
Mr. Polazzo (in a high, squeeky voice): ...there's a ton of helium! -
#768 Up↑ /30 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-22 00:15 EDT
// Mr. Polazzo is talking about how if we didn't have any work or responsibilities, life would get really boring
Mr. Polazzo: That Sunday night pressure is a symptom of the life that you're making for yourself. What would you do if you didn't have that Sunday night pressure?
Student: Sunday night football! -
#767 Up↑ /54 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-22 00:12 EDT
// Mr. Polazzo is explaining the difference between sadism and schadenfreude.
Mr. Polazzo: Schadenfreude is more passive than sadism.
Mr. Polazzo: Schadenfreude is like, I just see the misfortune you are experiencing, and I sit back and drink my schnapps and say...
Mr. Polazzo (in evil voice): "Ha Ha Ha, you are experiencing pain and I am not." -
#766 Up↑ /68 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-22 00:04 EDT
Mr. Polazzo: You really need to take the bill under your wing and fly with it.
Mr. Polazzo: Actually, that wouldn't work because then you'd drop it. I guess you need multiple wings.
Student: Doesn't everything that flies have multiple wings?
Mr. Polazzo: Touché. -
#653 Up↑ /175 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-11 23:13 EDT
Mr. Polazzo: You might be wondering how you got your assigned seats.
Mr. Polazzo: What I do is I throw the delaney cards on the floor and point a laser pointer at them. Then my cat runs over at the pointer and messes up the cards.
Mr. Polazzo: And then I put them together and there are your seats.
