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#703 Up↑ /365 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-25 23:34 EDT
Mr. Mott: Max, I saw you in the street the other day. Why did you not say hi to me?
Max: I'm sorry Mr. Mott, I didn't see you.
Mr. Mott: What?! As big and as black as I am you did not see me! Now I understand if it was the middle of the night, but in broad daylight? -
#548 Up↑ /70 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-12 23:09 EDT
// Student walks in late to Mr. Garfinkel's class, staring sadly at the floor, and puts a late pass on Garfinkel's desk.
// Mr. Garfinkel's crumples up the note as she turns around and starts eating it.
Another student: Mr. Garfinkel, you can't do that; that's what Mr Mott does!
*Mr. Garfinkel takes the paper out of his mouth*
Mr. Garfinkel: Oh that's his bit? I won't do it then.
// He fires the paper over the late student's head and into the trash can. -
#108 Up↑ /143 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-02 20:59 EDT
// Student doing Minutes
Mr. Mott: Why is it the same thing every day? There's nothing creative. Your Minutes is so mundane.
*Student pauses, then goes on with Minutes, then pauses again to look at Mr. Mott*
Mr. Mott: Do you know what mundane means?
*Student shakes head 'no'*
Mr. Mott: Your last relationship. -
#72 Up↑ /81 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 20:40 EDT
// Mr. Mott is giving out ID cards
Mr. Mott: Sarah...Morgan...Cohen...Smi-... Girl, you got so many names. You could have your own law firm!
SMCS: Uhhh...thank you?
Mr. Mott: Or you should be in movies. Yeahh. Girl, if you aren't famous or a lawyer in 15 years, I am going to hunt you down.
