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#5 Up↑ +176/208 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-21 16:22 EDT

// Multi-variate calculus
Student: Isn't .9π + .18π = .27π?
Dr. Chen: WHO TEACH YOU MATH?
Dr. Chen: YOU CANNOT ADD?
Dr. Chen: THIS SIMPLE ARITHMETIC!

Notes: How to speak like Dr. Chen:
1) shout everything
2) don't pluralize anything
3) don't use articles
4) verb conjugation? YOU MAKE JOKE!

Tags: chen math
#4 Up↑ +78/102 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-20 23:59 EDT

// After spending 20 minutes deriving a formula on the board
Dr. Esper: You take the derEEVateef; this cancels out. Goodbye, goodbye... and you get...
*draws a big zero after an equals sign*
Dr. Esper: My IQ.

Tags: esper math physics
#2 Up↑ +27/61 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-20 23:52 EDT

Dr. Esper: My old professor used to say... mathematics is a language. Now, PHYSICS... is POETRY.
Math people: Ooooh no you did-n't...

Tags: esper math physics

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